One of my favourite things to happen to my inbox, next to receiving sweet messages from friends and family or strange BBC articles along the lines of “Prince opens new shop” and “Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men” are definitely the good old Sound Pellegrino head-ups. This time the Thermal Team tidings concerned a new bootleg by DJ Orgasmic. The fact that it featured the track with the worst chorus ever (apart from that “Oh my God! Crookers and Bloody Beetroots!” Il Brutto track that was so loved by all of you Dim Mak buffs) made my heart skip a little. I’m not going to deny that I haven’t been trying to go low in front of the mirror, because rumor has it a bloodcurdling mini-Luda will show up to turn your life into a dreamy hell but yes, I carry a hatred towards the fucking helium vocals in every other song ever. Orgasmic however did the right thing to this track, filtered out the annoying vocals and blended them with Joe’s Claptrap, which is one of the better clap tracks out there at the moment. I claptrap and Baltimore Clap on a daily base. The mix of Ludacris and Joe, with a hint of Orgasmic’s warmth and amity makes for a nice offshoot. I hope Ludacris will buy Orgasmic a golden Lamborghini for making strides with what once was terror. ?

LUDACRIS X JOE X DJ ORGASMIC – HOW CLAP LOW TRAP (DJ ORGASMIC BOOTLEG) (320 kbps)